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“Wanna go grab some grub? I have it on good authority there's some qual-a-tee Mexican around here.” Peter’s mouth drops open. “Uh, you always invite guys you just met out for lunch?” Deadpool laughs and leans forward. The words are muffled when he says, “Only the ones I meet in movie theaters.”

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