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“Qinghua often reminds me that violence does not mean the same thing for humans as it does for demons. When humans court, they give gifts and recite poems and spend time in each other’s presence. When demons court…” Mobei-Jun met his eye. “They fight.” Luo Binghe stared at him. “…Junshang spent approximately five years constantly fighting that one peak lord.” Luo Binghe’s eyebrow started twitching, and he lifted a hand to press against it. “So you’re telling me,” he said, “that when I was beating that brute to keep him from stealing Shizun’s body…” He inhaled deeply, then let out the breath in a rushed exhale. “Everyone in the Demon Realm thought that we were…courting?” “Yes.” “Get out.” Mobei-Jun got out. Years after winning Shen Qingqiu’s hand in marriage, Luo Binghe starts being inundated with questions from demons about his “second wife.” What second wife?! The only wife he needs is Shizun! And on top of that, he would certainly never court Liu-fucking-Qingge!

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