Fics like More Things in Heaven and Earth

--“Where is my skin?” She gives Peridot a withering look. “I’ve hidden it.” Peridot asserts smugly, “just as the book says to.” She points to the fairytale book she'd been referencing. Lapis clenches her jaw, “Give it back.” Peridot shakes her head, “no deal. You’re MY servant now. And you’re going to have to-” “Wife.” “Make up for all the weird salt water, and as our servant- “Wife.” “Help with our study.” She finishes briskly, “wait, what?” “Didn’t you finish the book?” She snaps. “I mean, I skimmed the important parts, women come onto to land to play and then put their skin back on to go to sea, blah, blah, capture their seal skin.” “And they’ll marry you and bare you lots of children.” “Bare you lots of…” Peridot can feel the blood drain from her face. “Now, at least untie me. Wifey.” She smirks at her. Smartass.-- mythology AU tag: MTHE tumblr

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