Fics like out of the frying pan

“Xena,” Gabrielle began darkly, a mangled frying pan in her hands. “Now, Gabrielle,” Xena said. “I know what you’re going to say.” That was probably true, since Gabrielle had last said it just three weeks ago. It didn’t stop Gabrielle from saying it anyway: “Why won’t you stop using our frying pan as a weapon?” — Xena just won’t stop using their frying pan as a weapon! Somebody has to take action.

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