Fics like The Relentless Curfew (or: A Tragedy in Five Snacks and One Papoose)

Peter Parker thought balancing school, superheroing, and Aunt May was hard enough. Enter Wade Wilson: self-declared co-parent, bedtime enforcer, and proud owner of a Baby Yoda nightlight. Add Aunt May’s unnerving approval, Tony Stark’s drone-based parenting strategies, and one suspiciously glittery papoose, and suddenly Spider-Man has a curfew, a bedtime, and at least three parents he never asked for. Featuring: weaponized juice boxes, PowerPoint interventions, and Deadpool swaddling a teenager like an emotionally unstable burrito.

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