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Catwoman keeps asking Bruce weird questions. *** “Is a bowl of rice and soft-boiled egg a nutritious meal?” “What?” says Batman, pausing. Catwoman tilts her head and he quickly goes back to securing her handcuffs before she gets any ideas. “I just think there should be a vegetable.” “...There’s a lot of protein in it. Maybe add an avocado.” “That’s what I thought,” she agrees, and then knees him in the groin. “Ough,” says Bruce, and immediately begins mentally redesigning his reinforced cup. “Thanks, Batman!” she calls over her shoulder as she deftly grapples away across the rooftop, whip clutched in both cuffed hands.

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