Fics like broke bad during holy war

"So hypothetically," starts Mr Saparata, which means it is very real. Micro can only hope the man did not get scammed again. "If one wanted to get divorced, how would they go about that?" What. "You are married?!" He blurts in confusion. "No, not me," makes a face Saparara, before seeing sheer skepticism radiating out of Micro and promptly giving up, "So ehm... He asked me to sign something. And I did.... I just found out now it was a marriage certificate." "Wait, now?" "He is, eh, moving in?" says another man sheepishly. Micro immediately sprints to the front gate. He sees a moving truck and a man in a rich coat ordering people around. As the man turns, he is meet with violet eyes, and he instantly knows that the man in front of him is a fucking scummer. You know like scummer sees a scummer from a far. Or Canadian cartel tries to help local white man get divorced and accidently hitchhike their way into a holy war.

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