Fics like The Bacon Patent Incident

“Mr. Buckley?” A crisp voice, professional and bright. “This is Sara from Hormel Foods. We’d like to discuss licensing your resealable bacon packaging patent.” Buck blinked. He was halfway between the sink and the counter, holding an only-mostly-clean dish towel in one hand like a flag of truce. His brain did a little stutter-step, then fell directly through a trapdoor. “My what?” “Your patent,” Sara said smoothly, as if this conversation happened every day (maybe it did, in her world). “Approved three weeks ago.” “Approved,” he repeated, like a child testing a new word. The towel slipped out of his fingers and landed on the floor with a soft thud. “My patent is… approved?” “Yes,” she said, still crisp. “Mr. Buckley, do you have a few minutes? Our legal team is prepared to make an offer for licensing rights in select categories. We—” OR Buck becomes a multimillionaire overnight thanks to ADHD and spite because he really really really hates not resealable bacon packaging

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