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That’s it.” He practically sobbed, reaching into his pocket and- holy shit it’s a GUN! Are you getting robbed AGAIN? OVER FROOTY-POPS??? “I’m sick of this!” He grabbed you by the shirt collar, popping the seams a bit and nearly dragging you over the counter. Frooty-pop juice soaked into your shirt. Ok so you’re not getting robbed, you’re getting murdered. “Oh my god!” You cried, “Please don’t shoot me! I have so many paint chips to collect, PLEASE!” He laughed, kind of spitting on you in that gross way people do sometimes. He smelled like a lukewarm fridge and body odor. What a dick, laughing at your paintchip collection. It's very respectable.., the paintchip collection. — OR: you bone that twink

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