Fics like Morax, You Can't Just Date My Harbinger

The Tsaritsa’s gaze is like a glacier inching across a landscape that dared to feel warm. “I am told,” she begins, in the voice of someone who has had exactly enough, “that you are sleeping with my Harbinger.” Childe wheezes beside him. Zhongli—because he has no shame and no survival instinct whatsoever—straightens, smiles politely, and says, “I would not call it sleeping, Your Majesty.” Childe actively dies. A voice from the corner whispers, “Oh my god,” followed by a terrified Fatui agent fainting into a decorative pillar. Zhongli continues, calm as a relic in a museum that’s never seen war: “It is more accurate to say that we engage in frequent cohabitation and occasional, enthusiastic ritualistic bonding activities. Of a horizontal nature.” In which Childe learns that introducing your ancient, elegant boyfriend to your terrifying ice-mother-queen is not as great as it sounds.

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