Fics like Elaine's Garbage Man

(Based on season 8 of episode 9, "The Abstinence") She needed a guy to help 'screw' her head back on right. Literally and figuratively. And naturally, Elaine assumed most any should do. Even the smoked, craggly faced husk of a mutant that was Kramer, now that she got a better look at him. "Giddyup!"

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