Fics like 我对鹦鹉说话

朋友的鹦鹉快要死了，临终和他说了很多话，词汇量大到不可想象。朋友疑问道：为什么不早点和我这样聊天？鹦鹉说：说少了是宠物，说多了是怪物。最后扯着嗓子说着，早安，早安，早安死去。

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