Fics like 'Vampire' For Hire

“Mr. Lancer! Hi! What brings you here?” “This, er, isn’t what it looks like?” “Then please, Mr. Fenton, enlighten me, because it appears as though you were… were dr-drinking your classmate’s blood.” “Well… Okay, maybe it is… But Star paid me to!” “I did; I have a vampire fantasy.” “That hardly makes it better...” Casper High has noticed things about Danny Fenton. He’s cold, he has fangs, he heals fast, he doesn’t always remember to breathe. Clearly, he’s a vampire. Danny decides to play along, because it’s better than them thinking he’s a ghost. Star and Paulina then rope Danny and Ember into a money-making scheme that takes advantage of a certain vampire romance novel’s popularity. Danny, who has been using adrenaline derived from ghost-fighting to stave off depression, quickly realizes that he can get the same rush from this, and eagerly participates. The adults are not at all enthused when they discover this. (note: relationships all casual. NO SEX, rating due to lots of making-out, biting, and blood drinking; see notes for more details)

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