Fics like Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies

Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed. Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.” Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy. When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott. Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy. Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences. What could possibly go wrong? (Everything. The answer is everything.) Starring: Theo: having the time of his life. Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay. Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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