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The Thunderbolts* are saving New York (again) when they find out Bucky is dating someone. So, obviously, they have to know ALL the details. Chaos ensues, because what else were we expecting when five traumatized, emotionally stunted, and very drunk deadly assassins try to give someone relationship advice?

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