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“Dave.” “Supreme Leader Karkat.” “You mean to tell me that every single one of you knows all the lyrics to Salt ‘N Pepa’s Shoop?” “You don't?” “Dave. It's a song about sucking dick.” “So you DO.” or Karkat and Dave are the only sober ones after Vriska's party and try to get everyone home safe.

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