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“911, what is your emergency?” “Um, hi, yes. I'm calling to report... I-- I don't really know exactly? There's a strange man on my couch and I'm... I'm not sure how he got there.” “Can you describe the person to me?” “Oh! Um. He's... really... beefy? He... looks like he could bench-press a bus, to be honest.” (you'd let him bench-press you, too, if he asked)

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