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“So, Derek, what do you think of Hawthorne Farms? Quite the sight to see, wouldn’t you say?” “Oh absolutely, sir, I’m spellbound, truly!” Titch glared at the back of the man's head, thoroughly unimpressed with the pleasantries being exchanged around him. Derek Stryder. Degree in horticultural studies, like Titch, although a year or two younger than him. Studied abroad in both the United States and Spain, specialized in Production. Very interested in aubergines. Tall. On paper, he was damn near perfect, even down to the letters [Yes, letters plural! What the fuck!] of recommendation he came with. His father loved him. Titch hated him. Or he wanted to, sort of desperately. This man was all of Titch’s shortcomings personified, he was the physical embodiment of his fathers distrust in him come to haunt him. And yet… and yet. 🍆🍆🍆 au-ifys your SFTH longform eheheh

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