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“Excuse me but I’m more interested in why Remus has to stay single to keep being employed. Is that legal?” Remus sighs, thinking about Dumbledore. “My boss wants to reach a younger queer audience and thinks that me whoring around will do the trick.” “Well, he’s already got himself a reader,” Sirius snorts. “This is the funniest job one of us has had since James got dressed as a hot dog.” “You were dressed as Ketchup,” James reminds him. “And the red did wonders to my eyes. I don’t see your point.” Freshly single and new to the city, Remus is probably the last person that should be writing about London's dating scene, exploring it while also managing to stay single in order to keep his job. Good thing his new flatmate is an expert at avoiding relationships. And he's looking for a wingman.

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