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"Zhongli, xiansheng, babe," Childe said carefully, turning the box over. "Not that I don’t appreciate getting gifts, but why did you just give me six pristine dragon teeth?" Zhongli, standing across from him with the composed air of a man who did not just hand over a box full of prehistoric murder weapons, sipped his tea. "It is customary." Childe stared at him. Then at the dragon teeth. Then back at him. "Customary for what?!" Zhongli placed his teacup down with the grace of an immortal who had far too much patience for his mortal lover’s nonsense. "In ancient Liyuean courtship, the first stage is the Presentation of Worth. One must procure six treasures of great value to offer to their intended. The quality of these treasures reflects the depth of one’s devotion." In which Zhongli courts Childe the ancient Liyuean way—and Childe suffers.

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