Fics like Merc with a Mouth

Harry Potter never lived in a cupboard under the stairs for long. Instead, Uncle Vernon did what any responsible adult would do--he dumped the boy in the woods and drove off. Luckily (or unluckily), Harry was found by a sarcastic, sassy, trigger-happy mercenary who decided to raise him as his own. Now armed with deadly skills, a sharp sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense, Harry's latest job is to protect someone. The catch? It means returning to the wizarding world. And Hogwarts? Yeah....they're definitely not ready for this version of the Boy-Who-Lived. Warning: NSFW content ahead. Hope you love it, enjoy!

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