Fics like counting sheep is for wussies

It started as a stupid competition to see who could stay awake the longest. He couldn't even remember whose dumbfuck idea it was originally, all he remembered was that it sucked. “You look so fuuucking tired,” Butthead rumbles, voice scraping rough from lack of sleep and his nightly chainsmoking. The breath he spews onto Beavis’ face is hot and rancid with tobacco. His knee presses harder between the blonde's legs, splitting them cleanly and pushing just shy of painful. ”It's kinda turnin’ me on.” ”Fuck you.” Beavis’ arms automatically come up to fight him off, bracing one against Butthead’s right shoulder and the other around his left wrist, prying that hand off of his hip. “Let go of me, buttmunch.” The effort is futile. The muscles in Butthead's shoulders flex as he restrains Beavis— live wires beneath that thin t-shirt. His body is like literal concrete: an unmovable, crushing weight.

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