Fics like What’s Your Type, Mullet?

"So, you’re not interested in anyone currently, right?” Lance barrels on, because fuck Keith, apparently. “That’s okay! Because we’re gonna find a male species from one of these planets for you! But first, we have to figure out your type, and then we’ll go from there.” “We’re not doing that,” Keith mutters. “Oh, we definitely are,” Lance replies, absolutely thrilled and, apparently, suicidal. “It’s happening! It’s happening. Don’t fight it, Keith,” he says, as though Keith isn’t going to fight this kicking and screaming all the way. “I’m gonna be the best wingman you never wanted." Lance takes it upon himself to be Keith’s personal wingman the moment he finds out he’s into guys. The rose? They have the entire universe to find Keith a boyfriend, and so, not all hope is lost. The thorn? Keith’s only interested in one guy and it’s the idiot dragging him into this matchmaking hell.

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