Fics like The Gentleman Beast of Goat Willow Lane

Night-time pizza delivery driver, Crowley reckons, is a pretty strategic job choice for a vampire. He may have given rise to the entire pizza delivery boy porn trope, but what of it? It’s a great way to eat meet people, and if you give someone a good enough seeing-to, they won’t notice they just paid for their dinner by becoming yours. So when he first gets a delivery for the mysterious regular at 37F Goat Willow Lane, he figures the man should be an easy mark. He certainly doesn’t expect him to be an eight-foot-tall mythical creature with a magic boner that never goes soft and a thirst (no, not like that – yes, like that) to give Crowley a run for his money. It’s the story of when neighbourhood slut!Crowley meets obligate horndog!Aziraphale and they end up doing exactly what you expect. Just with the caveat that the former is a vampire and the latter isn’t a dog, exactly. Words by beardo; art by Augenblickgotter/InKibus

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