Fics like everybody loves somebody somehow

"Lie more to me, Pat. It gets me hard," Paul winks, grinding against my erection, and suddenly something catches in my chest. Maybe it's the way the water drips off his nose, or how part of his hair is covering his right eye. I stammer, take my hands off of his chest and hang them limply by my sides. There's that strange sensation again, that buzzing in-between my ribs and electric pinpricks against my skin. I feel my heart beat faster, then skip a beat, then ache painfully in my chest. I can't help it-- I smile. -- Patrick Bateman is a little too in love with Paul Allen. This is a bit of a problem, as he also happens to be absolutely horrible at flirting with him.

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