Fics like H.P.B.S.G., Heir of Too Many Houses

Delores-motherfucking-Umbridge has ordered that Harry Potter must have a resorting. Harry thought it would have been his breaking point. He knew that if he was going to being forced to-once again-put that hat on his head, he would immediately be sorted into Slytherin. It doesn't bother him as it once did-No! That is a lie. It still bothers him, just in a different way. He was going into the House of Snakes with the knowledge of four Heirships he has claimed, and the Head of Slytherin was a named guardian by his mother. Cedric dead, conniving Headmasters, toad-faced-pink bitch on his ass, new House, four Houses that he's either Heir or Lord to. I'd say he's got a bunch of stuff on his plate; he doesn't need anymore. But Theodore Nott is looking right at him, like he's a riddle that needs solving. Get it? Riddle that needs solving? But Siriusly, that old bastard needs to die. Or get intense therapy. I'll shut up. ANYWAY, proceed to Chapter One, My Loves!!!

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