Fics like we found love (on facebook marketplace)

NEEDED: Wedding Date For the last couple of months, I’ve been crafting a fake relationship because my friends were worried that I’m “too lonely.” Unfortunately, two of them are now getting married, and I’m expected to bring my boyfriend to the wedding. I will pay for the entire trip–the only thing I need my fake partner to do is read and memorize an extensive document in which I’ve been recording all of the lies I’ve created. I’m M28, a lawyer, and will buy you anything you want. Serious inquiries only, please. ↳ gyuki: Man get the fuck off of here this is Facebook Marketplace some of us take this shit seriously ↳ gyuki: Go over to Angie’s List or something ↳ gyuki: Smh my head ↳ jww: Shaking my head my head? ↳ gyuki: Kill yourself Or: Kim Mingyu needs Facebook Marketplace & Jeon Wonwoo needs a (fake) boyfriend.

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