Fics like you look so fine

In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide. "When Draco Malfoy turned 16 years old, he thought he’d make a night of it. He went to a club, met a bloke, and then promptly took himself next door pay-by-the-hour hotel, determined to get the most bang for the Galleon, in a manner of speaking. Not even one full Galleon into it, Draco Malfoy lost his virginity. It all went just how he’d always imagined it, and it was, all in all, a bloody good time. Waking up the next morning, however, next to a bloody ribcage and a man’s intestines strewn all over the bed like thick wet streamers - that was a bloody bad time."

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