Fics like so your arch nemesis is a literal guinea pig

Then, her guinea pig waddles up to him, like the evil little creature that it is, and curls itself right onto his lap. “Yelena,” John says. “Your devilspawn is on me.” In which John has beef with an actual guinea pig.

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