Fics like my jade stem plunges into [his] cinnabar cave

“Can you fuck me?” Nezha has the best timing, truly. Not two seconds after drinking from his goblet is Ao Guang spitting his drink out, making a mess of the table and inviting a timid servant to clean it in a rush. He coughs, glancing at the brat sitting across from him with a flushed expression. For the first time in his life, Ao Guang swears, “What the fuck?” ― There's nothing Ao Guang cherishes more than his son's happiness. So, of course, he needs to make sure Ao Bing's bride to be is worthy of his son.

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