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Lois turns on the bed, ignoring the surprised grunt of the person on the other side of it. Not bothering to look at his face, she pulls both her legs to her chest, plants her feet square on the guy's very, very broad stomach, and kicks him out as hard as she can. She watches in satisfaction as he tumbles out of sight with an "Oomph!" but Lois didn't take a lot of time to admire her handiwork. Or footwork rather. She isn't stupid. Instead, she rolls out of bed herself, grabs the lamp on the nightstand, and lifts it over her head, ready and able to inflict pain when necessary. "Okay, jackass," she says, willing her voice not to quiver in any way or form. "I'm going to count to three, and by then I want you to--" "--Lois?" Oh shit. Shit, shit, shitty shit shit. She knows that voice. How can she not? She's been living under his roof for the last few-- - or Season 4 Lois meets Season 10 Clark. Probably in the worst way possible.

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