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He doesn’t know what it is. But something about– every time they try to bring up Colin’s dick, and just start making weird ass jokes about it that are obviously not true– it gets to him. Maybe because he’s obviously never seen Colin’s dick. But the more bits they do about it, the more it occurs to him that he kind of… wants to. He doesn’t know if he’s just a fucking perv, or what it is. But it’s fine. It probably won’t keep coming up on their segment of SNL, because it really is kind of strange and just a bit out there for what the jokes on the show usually are. In the end, he’s not sure why the hell he trusts it won’t get brought up again. Or: Che has a problem. One that can only be solved by something that is never going to happen. (Title from The Wanton Song by Led Zeppelin)

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