Fics like an assassin's emergency contact

Natasha's birthday is the one night of the year where Yelena Belova gets drunk off her face and does whatever she wants. But when she's drunk at a bar and a stranger calls her emergency contact, who will show up to help her out? Will it be Captain America? Thor? Or a really nerdy looking guy who rushed out of bed for her?

You may also like

  1. all along the watchtower by neonheartbeat (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  2. Split Down the Middle by cripsynug94 (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025))
  3. research and disaster by blueh (Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), more)
  4. He Was Actually Really Being Truthful (For Once) by orphan_account (Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), more)
  5. Helliconia Spring by Miss_Cosmonaut (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, more)
  6. quaranteens by blueh (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, more)
  7. whatever happens to me, know it's for the better by orphan_account (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  8. Peter Parker v. The Ao3 Author's Curse by EvieNyx (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, more)
  9. And I have known a glory of great suns by puddle_wonderful (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025))
  10. A Loose Bolt of a Complete Machine by Ltwinters (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  11. A Sinister Turn of Events by StoryTyme (Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, more)
  12. Centripetal by unpopularforareason (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, more)
  13. A Place to Land by atomicb1ondie (Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  14. high and falling fast by neonheartbeat (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  15. sun all over by neonheartbeat (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  16. Laughing til' our ribs get tough by orphan_account (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), more)
  17. Pause/Unpause by huff18 (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  18. A lesson in being human by Lotusin (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), The Avengers (Marvel Movies))
  19. torn on my teeth by weepnwillow (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  20. Echo Echo (go the words in my head) by Mischevious_Oddity (Thunderbolts (Movie 2025))