Fics like Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship

Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger. Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown. Nothing about this is graceful. They're both doing it anyway. Expect: -missed signals -disaster courtship rituals -deeply amused Slytherins -Ginny Weasley gives dating advice -a tea towel that counts as an act of war -"this is fine" energy -Hermione Granger, missing every signal -Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship -nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely graceful Challenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers Aster: Patience, elegance Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn

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