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The opportunity to showcase his asskicking therapy skills presented itself pretty much immediately. Everyone was in the cave for once, except for Cass and Steph, but that was only because Steph had texted him earlier telling him that she was stepping up her friends to lovers' slow burn relationship with Cass. She was living her dreams, she’d even burnt the second bed in the apartment that she was renting just to live out her fanfiction dreams. Cass definitely knew. Get it girl! Anyways, all his brothers were in the cave for once. Damian and Dick were usually there, but Jason was only there because he had managed to snap his arm like a twig during patrol, like an idiot. “Bruce, do you think you’re like this because of the unresolved trauma from your childhood, the death of your parents and then how you dropped yourself into the worst parts of Gotham, or did you realize what a terrible person you’ve become, how you’ve twisted all of your children into a mockery of yourself before they had a chance to grow up, and come to the conclusion that it’s not worth the effort to better yourself?” - Tim gets therapy and makes it everyone else’s problem.

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