Fics like ...and Lashings of Ginger Beer!

What is an independently-minded fourteen year old girl, who is far better than any boys because boys are stupid and she can do everything they can, to do? Winterfell is so boring without her siblings, and they are off either having jolly wonderful adventures, or cramming for exams, or being Rickon! The entire summer at Mummy's mercy, and she is determined to make Arya into a proper young lady, without japes, fun, and cream teas upon the moor with languid youths and Sansa being scared of insects. Sensing Cat's growing murderous intent, Ned does the best thing he can; Arya's off to Dorne for the summer, in the care of Professor Tyrell and that bastard Martell (said with some affection in a singularly Northern voice), and what could possibly go wrong? It's Enid Blyton, but not as we know it. Famous Five, Mallory Towers et al, plus Game of Thrones? Lashings of ginger beer all round! (with Nazis, obviously. It's Enid Blyton). Set somewhat wonkily in the Dornewall Chronicles, as it's not canon to them. Stands alone. Huzzah!

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