Fics like Fitness? More Like Ruddiger Is Fittin This Pizza In His Mouth

You know those things that you don’t notice until it’s right in your face? They’re usually subtle, you don’t notice as they gradually become bigger. You don’t notice until you’re forced to notice. Or maybe you don’t notice because you don’t exactly have the best attention to detail when it comes to trivial things. Your time is better spent on important things, like alchemy. Meaning, Varian hadn’t noticed Ruddigers drastic weight gain until the poor thing was unable to even walk- reduced to a truly demeaning waddle. He never even climbed onto Varian’s shoulders anymore, content to simply sit in his cat bed and watch his companion from afar. Or- Varian is a terrible fitness coach and also maybe an idiot

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