Fics like Is there a Return Policy on Adoptions?

Bruce loves his kids. They do, however, annoy him at times, and they excel at turning his hair gray. Light-hearted jokes often help diffuse the tension; one of Bruce’s favorite bits was to make “unadoption” threats. After repeating the bit with each of his kids, he discovered that not all of them reacted the same. Based on this Tumblr post: https://www.tumblr.com/ktkat99/717599176774516736/angsthumor-fic-idea-if-you-need-a-prompt-bruce

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