Fics like But Would You Peel An Egg For Me?

Mydei attempts to walk ahead but Phainon cuts his path, hands clasped. “Oh great Mydeimos~” “Get out of my way-” “Wise Mydeimos, bestower of the warmest meals, producer of the most aromatic blends of spice, Bearer of the Ladle of Curry – the cook that this world needs!” “For fucks’ sakes-” “Won’t you bestow thy culinary wisdom upon me?” Mydei stares up at the sky. One breath, two breaths, three- Looks down. Phainon’s impossible wide blue eyes stare back at him, glimmering with petulant hope. God fucking dammnit. Mydei tries to teach Phainon how to cook. It goes about just as well as you'd expect.

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