Fics like Not a baby Daddy

5 times people accused Peter of being pregnant and the one time he thought he might be. -- “Are you claiming infertility? It is a pretty poor lie considering the Bugle says they have three women claiming to carry your unborn children!” Peter snaps his head around staring at the reporter. “What? That is impossible!” Three women?! He had only slept with three women! And one of them was dead. What kind of crazy women were claiming this?! “How do you explain…” Peter cuts them off. “I can't get anyone pregnant you dipshits I have a pussy.” --

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