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“Let me be clear: it would require a huge sacrifice,” Price said, and Soap got the feeling Price was now addressing him and only him. “A lot of things would still change. But, if we do it, we wouldn’t have to add anyone new to the team, and we’d fulfill the requirements of the mandate.” Price looked around the room slowly, finally landing back on Soap. “Sergeant MacTavish, you’re the one we’re asking to make this sacrifice.” This time he was sure everyone was looking at him. He squared his shoulders, tried to shrug off the apprehension Price’s words inspired, and faced Price head-on. “You know I’ll do it if I can, Captain. Tell me what you want me to do.” Price took a breath, hesitated, then cleared his throat. The air was still and thick. No one else moved a muscle. “Soap, there’s no delicate way to say this. We want to bitch you.” Soap’s ears started ringing. He felt his face go hot. “Come again?” … Consensual Bitching AU

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