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“Why are you naked again?” The older man had the audacity to query. You gasped for breath before shoving out a quick fuck you before the genius was vaporizing the spider off of you and finally allowing you to huff for blissful nitrogen and oxygen. “Hey man, it wasn’t a complaint, lots of people love a good pretty boy tangled up in spider goo, I was just breaking the silence.” “Yeah, because apparently you can’t shut the fuck up for once in your life.” “That was cheap, and everyone present knows it.” The older man finally ripped the bandana off your face, further allowing more fresh air to grace your lungs. Guess you should’ve guessed you’d be looking down at the Prime. Funny thing, perspective.

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