Fics like I Wanna be Down in Your South Seas

“Don’t look at me like that, Perry the Platypus, it’s awful! I’m tired of hurting partners, not to mention it makes finding pants that fit comfortably almost impossible.” Like his eyes, Perry’s hands move without his permission. 「How big?」 Heinz chokes on his next breath. “What?” Perry doesn’t repeat his question, instead curling his hands into fists and pressing them against his thighs. He shakes his head as Doof continues to peer at him curiously. It doesn’t matter, Perry thinks—and really, the doctor is right. This scheme is hardly evil. Absurd, yes. Wildly inappropriate, certainly. But evil? Not exactly. Perry foils Doofenshmirtz's latest scheme.

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