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“You’re crazy!” Connor says, just like all the others. Incidentally, this doesn’t stop Connor from fucking Regulus into the back seat of his 2004 Corolla, because following closely behind you’re crazy, the thing Regulus hears most often from his boyfriends is you’re so hot . It’s a vicious cycle. You’re crazy! You’re so hot. You’re insane! I really want to fuck you. You’re driving me mad! You’re driving me mad . All of it, over and over and over again. Regulus has been doing it since he was seventeen, and now he’s twenty-five and he’s no closer to a relationship that doesn’t end the way they always do - with a you’re crazy and no you’re so hot to follow it.

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