Fics like A Gift from the Gods, or a Curse... (ASOIAF CRACK)

This here is a doozy, fellow reader of crack fics. It takes a simple idea. The Starks were given, by the Old Gods below, a boon. One wolf per child, one direwolf per child. A true gift. But what if the Gods then said: "Well, that isn't fair, time to even that out", only to realize, in absolute horror, that "evening it out" entailed giving it to every Great House. Then every House under them. Then every House under them. Then every Hedge Knight with a sigil and words they mutter to themself. Yes. Everyone gets a boon, and it depends on their sigil. Chaos ensues. Some people get overpowered bogus. Some people get nothing worth their while. Everyone loses their minds. And, at times, you might find a story being told under complete anarchy. Read and find 100 boons given out to different Houses, large and obscure. Maybe have a laugh, and some fun too. Also book canon, don't mind the tag!

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