Fics like weirdest striptease ever (two idiots and an identity reveal)

After Johnny and Spider-Man have an unplanned encounter on the Bugle's roof, both misunderstand the other's intentions and it creates a rift in their friendship. Of course Spidey is there to visit his boyfriend Peter Parker...the same man Johnny had planned on asking out. Johnny brought a beautiful bouquet of roses for none other than Betty Brant, the gorgeous Daily Bugle secretary. Peter feels stupid for hoping that maybe Johnny liked him. Of course, things can only be mended by potentially getting Johnny placed on the sex offenders list. Oops...

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