Fics like good old fashioned lover boys

“I’ve told you a hundred times, I will use the fucking coupons. And you can still get me a free library card, I’d like that.” Logan looked back down at his book, pretending to read, trying to ignore Wade’s red-hot, irritated gaze burning a hole in his chest. “It’s fucking February twelfth. February–fucking–twelfth!” “And?” Wade was truly a relentless creature, scoffing at Logan and turning on his heel, winding himself in a little circle of rage. “And? I gave you six whole weeks to enjoy me in my most transactional form and you haven’t even looked at what you’re missing out on. Not to mention, I spent an entire seven minutes putting that bitch together for you. I even had to venture into Al’s drawer of horrors for the pipe cleaner and not even god himself could have paid me enough to do that willingly on any other occasion.” (Wade gave Logan a set of coupons for Christmas set to expire on Valentine's Day. Logan waits until that day to use them all at once. Cue tooth-rotting fluff. And sex, of course.)

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