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As Agnes walked over to a table displaying a telephone, the camera panned to follow her. Rio had half a mind to call the number on the screen, just to see if Agnes herself would answer. “What are you waiting for? Grab that telephone, and get lean!” The screen switched to black-and-white footage of multiple people sweating and suffering on a yoga-mat, only for them to light up when they replaced the mat with the fitness machine. Their world turned technicolor, and so did Rio’s as Agnes reappeared. OR: Agatha is an infomercial host in the 80s and Rio is totally obsessed.

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