Fics like You Kermit, The Croaker, (The Muppet Joker) threaten to kill me, Maxine Wood (Maximum UwU)? Good luck!

You, Kermit, The Muppet Joker, have finally had enough. This emo hag has been ignoring your DNI and making fun of you for too long. Now, you’ve taken your joker blade to MY EXGF’s HOUSE to “show [me] what happens when you mess with a truly twisted mind…” but you realize far too late that you and I have much more in common than expected. Get ready to cry, piss your pants and maybe, – just maybe – shit and cum.

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