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"Yo," Rose says, the morning of the mission. She's pulling her tank on over her head. Jason is very deliberately and respectfully not looking at the cleavage pressing against the swooping neckline of her shirt. "Would you mind grabbing the katana out of my case? Not the long one, the short one." Rose is strapping on her armor now, which does some more excellent things to her cleavage, which means Jason is very much in need of a distraction. He perfunctorily mumbles under his breath, but turns his back on her to rifle through the bag tossed haphazardly on the hotel bed. Knife. Sword. Another knife. A dick. A third knife. Wait. "What the fuck?" Jason says out loud, dropping the hot pink plastic phallus onto the bed. It's—well-sized, Jason notes automatically. Involuntarily. Sculpted with careful, loving, embarrassing detail; veins and all. "You—what?" "Hm?" Rose says, and then, sly as ever: "Oh. That's not the sword I meant." *** Rose's plans come to fruition. Jason learns a few things about himself. They both have a very, very good night.

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